
Hawkeye has new glasses and he’s ready for the world! Please leave your ovaries at the door.

I promise I’ll feed it and wash it and take it out to missions everyday!

Five, six, seven, eight and thrust! And thrust!

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why, oh why can’t I?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Natasha Romanoff.

colun-lallea: he can’t fly because he is just the eye.
Dayum, Barton. Need to get that checked out.

Don’t be selfish, Clint. You hardly have any hair.