ALCOHOL IS FREE!!!
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
It’s Europe’s time to shine
A beautiful haven of glitter
united kingdom have 1 point so far *cheering*
at eurovision you either wear a long dress or latex theres no inbetween
it’s time to see the voting results brace yourselves for politics
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS