May 2013
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john-watson-is-sherlocked:
do she got a booty
she dooooooooooo
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
Playing a wonderful game of “Mercy’s Fault” with Little Sister.
She asks me about the negative things that have occurred in my OC’s life and I explain how it’s the OC’s Fault. This is such a fun game omg I would totally recommend
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Unusual Date Ideas
theconsultingbadwolf:
If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
secretagentclintbarton replied to your post: Gosh I’m feeling bitcher than usual What’s the…
((JOIN KRISTEN AND ME IN SITTING ON OUR LAWN AND BITCHING))
Awh yissss! I won’t even run away from the puns!
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shieldagentbobbimorse replied to your post: Gosh I’m feeling bitcher than usual What’s the…
does there have to be a special occasion? this is hormones we’re talking about here….
Tru dat! I’ll just go with it. Embrace the bitchiness within.
Gosh I’m feeling bitcher than usual
What’s the special occasion hormones?
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“We [Fraction and his wife, Kelly Sue DeConnick] were pregnant at the time, and...”
– Writer Matt Fraction on his role on expanding the profile of female characters in the Marvel Universe. (via goodmanw)
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that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
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venusd:
Friend zone? More like fun zone because having friends is great!
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mark your territory by crying on things
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
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swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
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Awww, my birthday buddy is arranging for us to go Glamping at her grandparent’s house for her birthday, which is also my birthday. And because I said I wasn’t going to do anything for my birthday, she said she was going to put my name on her invitations too so it’s going to be our fabulous Glamping party evening though it’s actually her party and she’s arranging it...
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opalmind:
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
my entire useless life and feelings at the minutes summed up in one post
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